Melo-Dramatic Fool

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Charming:
Don't worry, Cinderella. We'll lock Rumplestiltskin up. He's the most evil man in all the land.
Rumplestiltskin:
Right, right.
Rumplestiltskin:
Because of that time I saved your farm and gave your brother a better life
Rumplestiltskin:
And then gave you the new life that led you to Snow White
Rumplestiltskin:
And then gave you a map to find Snow during that evil phase of hers
Rumplestiltskin:
And then turned your ring into a honing device to lead you directly to her once you broke out of prison
Rumplestiltskin:
And threw in a snazzy outfit so that you could propose
Charming:
Rumplestiltskin:
I'm pretty sure I've been more active in your relationship than you have